April 2012
28 posts
house-elves:
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
Life of a GD stan
G-Dragon: Why do you make fun of my weave
Me: It's a habit.
G-Dragon: Why do you keep on posting pictures of me.
Me: It's a habit.
G-Dragon: Why do you hyperventilate whenever I speak in English
Me: It's a habit.
G-Dragon: Why do you smash your keyboard whenever I talk
Me: It's a habit.
G-Dragon: Why do you pair me with everyone
Me: It's a habit.
G-Dragon: Why do you check out my bulge
Me: It's a habit.
G-Dagon: Why do you cry whenever I blink
Me: It's a habit
G-Dragon: Why do you-
Me: Shhh it's a habit.
i don’t know when i went from a normal functioning teenage girl to a creature of the night that cried over a boyband
fandom terms
STOP IT: no keep on being perfect
UGH I HATE YOU: yes i love you
SHUT UP: you are flawless
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH: good
I'M GONNA COMMIT: your perfection is too MUCH FOR US TO HANDLE!!!!!
GO AWAY: don't you dare leave oh my fucking goodness
FUCK YOU: fuck me
“faster,” I whispered as my browser ran slowly
vips: daesung adshjklf;jmo can i hug you
vips: we're not elitists
vips: i'm sorry, 2012 is big bang's year
vips: fuck you big bang is better
vips: big bang are the kings
vips: we are most definitely not elitists
vips: just shut up and enjoy the quality music
vips: gdyb is not a ship, it's a bros before other bros bromance that none of your oppas can even come close to
vips: BIG BANG IS BACK
vips: let me tell ya
vips: heartbreaker is the best solo in the entire history of solos
vips: why aren't the intros full songs?
vips: if being conceited is what vips are known for, then we're fucking awesome
vips: wow fantastic baby
vips: wow fantastic body
vips: ice cream, radish, horse, broom
vips: big bang lost? well they were featured on the grammy's homepage
vips: remember the EMAs?
vips: oh youngbae finally changed his hair
vips: seungri is useless? did you produce an album in one week and it became the best selling solo album in 2011?
vips: i don't think your oppas make out
vips: i'm singing my bluuueueuueueueuueeeeesss
vips: i've waited for 2 years, so quit complaining
vips: god dammit, put a shirt on youngbae
vips: oh yg, you troll
vips: boom shakalaka
vips: MY ALBUM IS RUSTING
vips: fuck you kbs
March 2012
78 posts
I also collect these figures [that are in YG's...
graine:
TROLL 4LYF
via kristinekwak
OH THE IRONY
Vipz: GUYS THEY DON'T LIKE OUR SHIPS. LETS STOP.
Vipz: Oh ok....
G-Dragon: T.O.P'S naked body. I've seen it.You jelly?
Vipz: Must....Not....Ship....
G-Dragon: I found it erotic.
Vipz: ......
G-Dragon: He makes me touch him when he's done working out.
Vipz: Ok,we really don't have to ship it. This ship is sailing itself.
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
Sometimes I ship a pairing too hard and it makes...
Watch
“‘Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,’...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via iny0urhands)
Non-kpop fandoms: What is a "comeback"?
Kpop Fandoms: It is a magical unicorn ride of emotions.
Big Bang's way of picking up girls?
G-Dragon: If there was a girl I had interest in, I would look at her with intense eyes and then ask her out right on the spot.
Daesung: I would leave a great impact on her by saying one thing, "You're the first." And then she would have ask, "First what?" But I would just walk away silently while making a V-sign with my hands.
Taeyang: I really suck at these things, so I would probably just be like, "Hey, Seungri.. I like her right there" or tell the other members who I like instead of going after her.
T.O.P: For me, I would slip my phone in her back pocket as I walk by.
Lee Hyori: That means you would have to touch her butt.
T.O.P: ......then I'll slip it in her front pocket..;;
